Friday, September 23, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the
Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now,
a month from now, a year from now.
A frail old man went to live with
his son, daughter-in-law, and four year old grandson.
The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred,
and his step faltered.
The family ate together at the table.
But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight
made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
"We must do something about Grandfather," said the son.
I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating,
and food on the floor.
So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.
There, Grandfather ate alone while
the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two,
his food was served in a wooden bowl.
When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction,
sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.
Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp
admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.
The four year old watched it all in silence.
One evening before supper, the father noticed
his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.
He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?"
Just as sweetly, the boy responded,
"Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama
to eat your food in when I grow up."
The four year old smiled and went back to work.
The words so struck the parents that they
were speechless. Then tears started to stream
down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken,
both knew what must be done.
That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and
gently led him back to the family table.
For the remainder of his days he ate
every meal with the family. And for some
reason, neither husband nor wife seemed
to care any longer when a fork was dropped,
milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.
On a positive note, I've learned that,
no matter what happens or how bad it
seems today, life does go on, and
it will be better tomorrow.
I've learned that, regardless
of your relationship with your parents,
you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.
I've learned that making a "living" is not
the same thing as making a "life."
I've learned that life sometimes
gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life
with a catcher's mitt on both hands.
You need to be able to throw something back.
I've learned that if you pursue happiness,
it will elude you. But, if you focus on your family,
your friends, the needs of others, your work
and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
I've learned that whenever I decide something
with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.
I've learned that even when I have pains,
I don't have to be one.
People love that human touch -
holding hands, a warm hug, or just a
friendly pat on the back.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
I've learned that you should pass this on
to everyone you care about.
I just did.
Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now,
a month from now, a year from now.
A frail old man went to live with
his son, daughter-in-law, and four year old grandson.
The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred,
and his step faltered.
The family ate together at the table.
But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight
made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
"We must do something about Grandfather," said the son.
I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating,
and food on the floor.
So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.
There, Grandfather ate alone while
the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two,
his food was served in a wooden bowl.
When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction,
sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.
Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp
admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.
The four year old watched it all in silence.
One evening before supper, the father noticed
his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.
He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?"
Just as sweetly, the boy responded,
"Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama
to eat your food in when I grow up."
The four year old smiled and went back to work.
The words so struck the parents that they
were speechless. Then tears started to stream
down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken,
both knew what must be done.
That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and
gently led him back to the family table.
For the remainder of his days he ate
every meal with the family. And for some
reason, neither husband nor wife seemed
to care any longer when a fork was dropped,
milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.
On a positive note, I've learned that,
no matter what happens or how bad it
seems today, life does go on, and
it will be better tomorrow.
I've learned that, regardless
of your relationship with your parents,
you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.
I've learned that making a "living" is not
the same thing as making a "life."
I've learned that life sometimes
gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life
with a catcher's mitt on both hands.
You need to be able to throw something back.
I've learned that if you pursue happiness,
it will elude you. But, if you focus on your family,
your friends, the needs of others, your work
and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
I've learned that whenever I decide something
with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.
I've learned that even when I have pains,
I don't have to be one.
People love that human touch -
holding hands, a warm hug, or just a
friendly pat on the back.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
I've learned that you should pass this on
to everyone you care about.
I just did.
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Guide to Unique Anniversary Gifts, Ideas for Unique Gifts Online
Friday, September 02, 2005
Things People Said
Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
"Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
"By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."
"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
"Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing."
"The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."
"The patient expired on the floor uneventfully."
Patients' Sign-In Complaints:
"Diarear."
"Sore trout."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
"Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
"By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."
"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
"Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing."
"The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."
"The patient expired on the floor uneventfully."
Patients' Sign-In Complaints:
"Diarear."
"Sore trout."


